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💲If you order 8 the code is 8FOR34 - 12 is 12FOR51 - 16 is 16FOR68 - 20 is 20FOR85 💲

POTTY MOUTH PRESS: awful cards for awesome people

#sendcardsnottexts

**Please note that if your order is 8 cards or less, it will be mailed via USPS First Class and will not come with a USPS tracking number (same is if it were mailed with a stamp). Since I print the labels through Etsy, there is a Pitney Bowes label ID, which will (most times) show tracking only in Etsy (and largely depends on whether or not the USPS is scanning the label). Please do not rely on this tracking as it is often unreliable and inaccurate. Many customers will receive their order and Etsy's tracking will still show "label created" or "pre-transit". Also, it may be marked 'delivered' in Etsy's tracking, but will often mean it was delivered to the post office in the respective zip code, NOT to you.**

🚽 OUTSIDE:
➡ "(christmas vacation) can i refill your eggnog for you? get you something to eat? drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

🚽 INSIDE:
➡ blank for personal message

🚽 INCLUDES:
➡ white card, kraft (brown) envelope & clear, plastic sleeve

🚽 DIMS & DETAILS:
➡ card - 5.5” x 4” - white matte cardstock
➡ w/A2 envelope (kraft [brown]) - 5.75" x 4.25"
➡ landscape orientation

🚽 PROCESSING/SHIPPING:
➡ ships: in 1-3 days via USPS First Class - this does NOT come with a tracking number.
➡ OR UPGRADE shipping in your cart to Priority (USPS Flat Rate Envelope) for $7.75 - this option DOES include a tracking number and typically (not guaranteed) delivers in 2-5 days from ship date (depending on location).

*watermark and/or censorship is for digital purposes only & will not be printed on the card*

Each item is individually designed, printed, folded, packaged & mailed by yours truly. If you need something tweaked, changed, added, omitted, customized - just let me know!

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WHOLESALE? I do! Send me an Etsy message to discuss.

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🚽 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
➡ actual color(s) may vary due screens/monitors displaying colors differently of which everyone sees differently. i try extremely hard to ensure my cards are true-to-color as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your screen/monitor.